Welcome to the Inanimate Insanity: Calling All Parents Simulator, a chaotic text-based adventure set in the wacky world of the hit web series. As a contestant on the surreal game show, you must navigate the absurd challenges, forge alliances with sentient objects like MePhone4, and survive the eliminations—all while dealing with the unexpected interference of the contestants’ bizarre, long-lost parents. From the overprotective Spoon Moms to the aloof Trophy Dad, each parental figure brings their own brand of madness, threatening to derail the competition or help you cheat your way to victory. Will you reunite with your own missing parent, sabotage your rivals, or just try to make it through another episode without being sent to the T.D.L. (The Deepening Light)?