In this text-based simulator, you find yourself in the chaotic yet nostalgic world of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. You take on the role of April O’Neil, the fearless Channel 6 news reporter, who finds herself in an absurdly specific predicament: she desperately needs to use the bathroom, but the only available receptacle is a priceless, ornate vase. Will she manage to discreetly relieve herself without alerting the Turtles, Splinter, or any passing Foot Clan ninjas? Navigate the cluttered, cartoonish sewer lair and experience the bizarre humor and tension of this uniquely awkward moment.