Step into the scaly shoes of Yoshi, the beloved dinosaur from the Mushroom Kingdom, who has traded in fruit for finance in the ‘Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud Simulator’. This text-based experience drops you into a world where Yoshi, desperate to fund his insatiable appetite for exotic fruits and elaborate go-kart upgrades, decides to dodge the taxman. Navigate a maze of fraudulent deductions, shell companies hidden in Yoshi’s Island, and suspicious ‘business expenses’ like unlicensed kart racing. Interact with a cast of characters including a suspicious Toad from the IRS, a shady Koopa accountant, and Princess Peach’s bewildered auditors. Will Yoshi’s long tongue help him talk his way out of a federal prison, or will he end up in a cell with a cellmate who loves turtles? It’s a hilariously wrong turn in the Mushroom Kingdom’s legal system.