In this simulator, you step into the world of April O’Neil from the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where the fearless Channel 6 news reporter finds herself in a most bizarre and relentless predicament: she simply cannot stop pooping. As April, you navigate the streets of New York City, dodging Foot Clan members and trying to maintain your journalistic integrity while being constantly overwhelmed by urgent, untimely, and increasingly absurd bathroom emergencies. From interviewing Shredder in a warehouse to chasing a story in a crowded deli, every moment is a race against your own rebellious digestive system.