Welcome to the Grand Theft Auto But You’re An Iguana Simulator, a whimsical text-based adventure where you experience the gritty, chaotic world of crime and city life from the perspective of a small, scaly iguana. Navigate scorching asphalt jungles, dodge speeding cars, and scale towering buildings with your sticky feet. Sunbathe on a warm rock one moment, then sneak into a penthouse to steal leftover snacks the next. Outsmart aggressive pigeons, evade animal control, and maybe even build a reptilian empire one discarded french fry at a time. This is urban survival—iguna style.