Description
Step into the chaotic yet oddly mundane court of Westeros with the ‘House Of The Dragon But You’re Just Talking About Normal Stuff Simulator’. This text-based simulator drops you into the shoes of a minor lord or lady navigating the treacherous political landscape of King’s Landing, where dragons soar overhead but the real drama unfolds over dinner menus, gardening tips, and the latest gossip about who’s renovating their castle. Engage in pointless yet riveting conversations with Targaryens, Velaryons, and Hightowers, all while trying not to get roasted—literally or figuratively—for suggesting a new recipe for roasted boar. It’s a world of fire and blood, but mostly just awkward small talk.
