Welcome to the ‘Your Enemy Does Some Questionable Things While You’re Asleep Simulator’ – a darkly humorous text-based experience where you play as a peaceful sleeper, unaware of the bizarre and morally dubious activities your rival engages in while you rest. Each night, you snooze while your enemy hatches ridiculous plans, commits petty crimes, renames your pets, rearranges your furniture, or hosts secret underground parties in your basement. As you wake each morning to increasingly strange clues, you must piece together the chaotic trail left by your nocturnal nemesis. Will you confront them, outsmart them, or simply join in the madness? The choice is yours in this delightfully twisted simulation of rivalry, mischief, and questionable decision-making.